Since the beginning of time, Man has yearned to putinappropriate things in the water, in clearcontradiction of the demands of Our Savior JesusChrist. First there was swimm-ing, then boat-ing, andfinally the blasphemous ramblings of Roy Sheider in"Seaquest". Try, friends, to imagine a whole worldunder the sea!We here in the "Society of Concerned Ladies andGentle-men of Robo-Sharke" have decided that a line inthe sand with these despots of Satan. It was hightime that some God-fearing lady or gentle-man stoodfirm with these scallywags that puroported to be doingthe Lord's work whilst they whittled their evil intothe sea.The ladies and gentle-men at Plymouth have finallyprovided people of means a manner in which they canescape the sea. Robo-Sharke! A Robo-Sharke in every swimming-pool! So say the ladies and gentle-men of the Society!

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